did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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