hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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