Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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