So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I know her cup size but not her name....
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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