why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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