Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is her dick bigger than yours?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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