Christians are straight up FREAKS
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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