so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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