some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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