who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Umm I'm too high to move.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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