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I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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