im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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