Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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