There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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