I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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