we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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