i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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