I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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