Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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