ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
