I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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