I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
