everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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