me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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