That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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