I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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