no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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