Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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