...so i touched it.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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