he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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