11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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