all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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