new low.... made out with someone while peeing
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
