he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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