There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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