It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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