Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I think my moral compass just broke
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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