I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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