i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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