you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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