there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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