Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
