no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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