Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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