I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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