haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
You took a bar mat shot.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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