i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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