return my video game
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize