lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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