And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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