Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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