im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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