at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
