In the future we'll all be gay
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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