that's an acceptable place to lick
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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