It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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