yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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