My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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