Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."

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(310): View more from California

Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...

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(816): View more from Missouri

I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.

(417): View more from Missouri

I'm going for alcohol poisoning.

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(703): View more from Virginia

We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.

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(559): View more from California

can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it

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