You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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