C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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